23:37 Jan 14 2013
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For those of you who wanted to know how my cyst removal surgery went on my knee-
I don't think my ears were ready for their piercings to be taken out. We tried hard and got most out, except for the tongue that is.
Still not feeling well, everyone went out for the morning to help me on the way to the hospital. (I'm a little angry at sister for using this air freshener spray when she knows I've been having trouble breathing, but I figured if I die, at least it was on the way to the hospital.) The sky being a comfortable cool level, dark, with thick fog. The bus came, I went by public transportation. Mom, being the adult who was supposed to be with me. As an adult has to accompany me to the surgery room. Sister went off to school.
I waited and waited and waited...
It seemed like a few hours passed. Everyone else got their nurses explaining everything except me. >:
Then by the time the doctor was there, only THEN do they send me a nurse. Fucking dickheads. He uses a marker to mark the spot. They give me two wrist bands. One with my name, another explaining that I'm allergic to Iron pills.
They tell me to pee in a cup, then change into their hospital gowns. I have to take every article of clothing off. EVERYTHING, including my underwear. I'm left wearing two gowns, a hospital cap and their gray socks. Then it's off to the surgery room.
The room was bright. They stuck an IV in my arm. Saying it was hard to find a vein on me. Oxygen wire up my nose. Strapped me down on their table, told me to take off one gown. I wasn't exactly happy by that, since I'm not even wearing undies. D: My poor backside. lol Which was the least of my worries. I had wires all over my chest and one weird cold thing on my tummy. The chest part made me feel violated but then again, I'm half asleep with that IV in my arm. xD A little too late to fight back or be shy. (In fact, these button like things are still on my chest. I can't be bothered to take them off yet.)
They put a cuff thingie on one arm and leg, while they worked on the other leg. I fell asleep a little. Didn't feel a thing. They wrapped up my leg in this ace bandage then told me to slide onto a new bed so they could wheel me out to the recovery room.
I was awake when they moved me. Once at the room, they covered me with a blanket. Then said I was shivering, they got this heat machine to warm me up. I was connected to this other machine, with the wire being on my middle finger.
Mom showed up saying it was a bitch to get to me and stuck my tongue bars in my tongue. The right hole was closing up but she rammed it in and it's all well. They said I needed my rest and sent her back to the waiting room. She said I was up. Hell, even I said I was up and wanted to leave. But of course, the dicks made me wait. >.>
This Asian woman questioned me a bit. I'm not going to take the time to sort out who says what but I'm sure you can follow. How did you get here? By bus. Do you have a brother? No, I have a younger sister. How are you getting home? Someone driving or car service? No, I'll go by bus. You can't go home by bus! You're sick! What about your father? Hmm, I haven't seen him since I was 7, my parents are divorced. I don't know what was up with this lady but just because there aren't many males in my family doesn't mean the women don't kick ass and take care of each other. o.O
She asked me about my tongue piercings, I told her they almost closed up. They connected the IV to pain medication. Then after a while, she gave me a little juice and I felt so alive. I've been dying for a drink. x_x
They helped me off the bed. I sat down, got dressed. They said they called my mom but she was taking forever, according to them. Which I know was bullshit, they were being bitches and not helping her get around. I had to pee. By the time I got to take a piss, she came. I walked out to her.
Another nurse there asked if I wanted a wheel chair to get downstairs in. I said no, I can walk. Then they asked if I was taking car service. Mom said they were supposed to pay for my car service and blah, blah, blah. I just fucking had it, told the woman, SURE! :D We'll get car service. And don't you fuckin' know it, I told mom, NOT. LOL Then we both went out of the hospital instead of wasting our time.
Sure, I am not supposed to put pressure on this leg but I feel amazing ever since I had a few of their cakes and juices. It's all I've eaten today. Junk. Damn good junk. :P
They warned me that I'd feel ill but it was like, fuck it, I'm totally badass. We took the bus home. Can't begin to tell you how many people were going to bump into my bad leg, so I stuck my fist in front of my knee and anyone daring to slam their bag or whatnot, fucking fatass jerks that people are, they can regret wanting to hurt me and run into my gloves, spikes. ;) Cause fuck you people! :D
I made it home. Went to put in my industrial and the holes closed. :| I guess it was too early. So I fucking stuck those mother fuckers in. Then I had trouble getting my septum in. My head is pounding from my hurty piercing places. ;_; Shit will just have to re-heal. Think my favorite piercing by far is the tongue for being so easy. o:
My leg doesn't hurt so bad, least for now, but I need to rest. They said I can't get it wet and that I'll take it off by Friday. I should be getting a phone call tomorrow, asking how I am. Then by Thursday I'm going to see the doctor, to know the results of what it was that they took out.
I still feel like crap with a cold. Sister ticked me off but I shouldn't hold it against her annnnd I should take my pain meds soon. Otherwise, all went well. :) Now to heal!
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